This is a ranking of my choosing of the best College Universities based on their name. This order has been handpicked by a trained professional who always knows what’s best so if you have an issue with the rankings do me a huge favor and cry harder because I cannot hear you. Let’s get into it.

This is a list decided by our elite scouting department which has never been wrong before in their lives. This list is under the criteria decided by this fantastic scouting department which cannot be debated in any way and is extremely biased.

Recently we were witnesses of one of the most insane and unwarranted snubs in College Basketball history. To those who have no idea what I am talking about, let me give you a little quick lesson about what the hell is going on.